remember when chompy the goat became mayor
didn’t he eat someone’s pants
he did a lot more than that
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.
Julius Caesar was captured by Sicilian pirates in 75 BC. When he heard the amount of the ransom the pirates were asking he was offended by how low it was and insisted that they ask for more.
The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing their hands in a wet t-shirt filled with jello.
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Video games have been proven to be a more efficient method of overcoming depression than counseling among teens.